35+ Memes That’ll Butter Your Biscuit

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    Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz || my fave collective lie that everyone has agreed to is when the box of q- tips says "do not use inside ear canal and we the consumer are like "we won't & || 2:32 PM - 2020-11-15 · Twitter Web App ... 1,205 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes
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    My Budget My Plan
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    OH, MY GOD, THEY FOUND ME, I DON'T -KNOW HOW, BUT THEY FOUND ME. DR.E. BROWN ENTERPRISES CENTRIC Eates CARREL
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    GARTH @garbagecoven a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly 6:02 PM 11/26/20 Twitter for iPhone . 10.2K Retweets 287 Quote Tweets 124K Likes
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    Kool-Aid Man @koolaid Excuse me? now It is Kool-Aid now is it blood or pee now the Liquid you are filled with I know but is it your blood or your pee Oh I see what you mean. It is my blood thanks
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    Shane Madej @shanemadej I've trained my cat so that when I call his name he stares at me coldly for 6 seconds and then leaves the room for 2-5 hours. Oversæt Tweet 0:01 29 sep. 19. Twitter for iPhone 2.107 Retweets 20,3K Likes
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    Mary Cagle @cubewatermelon Life cycle of cat 北 BIG LONG POTAT LONG TEEN BIG POTAT ifunny.co
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    His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals
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    Bill Foster Bush's Beans July 23 at 10:13 PM - I;m thinking about thos Beans 1 Like
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    What kind of psycho could relax at place like this?
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    Elizabeth V @geolizzy. 13h The perfect gift doesn't ex- Fossil Locator @FossilLoc... . 13h Ruby crab box by Manfred Wild. The crab shell is carved from a single ruby crystal and weighs 3200 carats. The legs and claws are made of 18kt gold and are articulated and can be moved. The claws are embedded with 257 diamonds. On a base of obsidian. Pics from Bonhams #Crustmas 272 23 : ...
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    Nobody: Small dogs: Mind
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    Cullen @HelloCullen. 6h HOTELS: this is a place to relax, unwind, and take it easy ALSO HOTELS: we stop serving breakfast at sunrise
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    i need a house with a view like this @clearily Is shawty alive though
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    Tom Gara @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she'd recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak
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    GadzWolf 11 • för 3 månader sedan Just a reminder that furbies have forward facing eyes, a key indicator of being a predatory creature.
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    me looking at myself in the video chat not hearing a word anyones saying
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    the @ipodmacbook no text has ever affected me like this "john" Imao This edible aint • Elmo is a glove ...
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    < G Grandma > Message Friday 5:11 PM Gonna bring you a salad from a Wendy's after your surgery tomorrow! WENDJY'S Aw. How sweet. I love their salads. I will be intoxicated by novacane so please forgive me. Saturday 3:24 PM Heard the surgery went well! I'm on the way Yes grandma
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    Coke Classic $2.19 Diet Coke $2.19 Sprite $2.19 Simply Orange Juice $2.19 Cok Spri 2310
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    Hints of fresh lemon. A raspberry finish. Our findings from a tasting of this season's $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade harvest. 1762 10 734 trav, who desperately needs to st.... 1d ✓ My mother was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found 10 D'Usse papi @mageeprize.1d Is this real?!?!!? 2 Applebee's @Applebees 4 Replying to @mageeprize It's real! We're featuring the $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade the entre month
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    Me: mum, look at this picture I took the other day.. Mum: ooh hang on.. *finds glasses (11 mins), puts on cardigan (4 mins), sits comfortably on the sofa (3 mins).* Me: *hands her the phone* Mum: *hits home button* ooh it's gone?!
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    gayvampiire can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji zombiedaredevil You've been pwoisoned Source: babey 67,841 notes Mar 12th, 2021 ...
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    jono ganz @jonoganz "What should we call our matches?" "I dunno, something normal" IMPREGNATED Form JW.T. J.W.T. GOBLIN SAFETY MATCH MADE IN SWEDEN
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    Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 2: How often would you like to get updates about Beef Stroganoff? Daily O Weekly O A few times a month O A few times a year O Only if something big happens O Never ... NEXT
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    There can only be one
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    Some lady just wrong-number texted me so I tried being funny but I think I scared her off from going to brunch M Michelle (Wrong Number Lady) birthday This is Michelle. Here's what we forgot for the brunch social 1) Eggs for the quiche 2) Olive oil 3) 2 milks 4) cinnamon 5) Apples (buy in bulk) The rest is on the list i gave you We don't need that much What??? 4 milks Michelle, I feel as though you aren't taking this serious. If you seriously think you're gonna get away with two milks at the GOD
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    Ø The Onion @TheOnion Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt bit.ly/3vVHICK GLAZING 13:30 3/24/21. Sprout Social . CAUTION MOVING ...
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    broti gupta @BrotiGupta I would never look at Big Bird and be like "that's a bird." He's his own thing 1:21 PM 2021-03-31 Twitter for iPhone 219 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 4,670 Likes
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    Mom: Leave the sign in the Kitchen where it belongs Me: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE ack the Bowl
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    pastabot Follow up that some guy was making gummies and was like "what are the two most edible things in the world... bear... and.... worm" Source: pastabot pastabot/ Tumblr / Via pastabot.tumblr.com
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    Doctor: most of your medical issues could be solved with a healthy diet and exercise Me: Give me something for the pain and let me die
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    CHILD WITH SMALL TELESCOPE Child with small telescope keeps coming by and staring up into our apartment By the time I run down there he is gone What has he seen I have a wife and 2 kids up here. We don't need this kind of thing. ENHANCED IMAGE: Computer Generated Image If this is your child, GET CONTROL OF IT
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    kevinbiegel @kbiegel "Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?" "Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with."
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    Chip Cheezum @ChipCheezum thinking about when dobby dies in that harry potter movie and they bury him on a beach but he's in a very shallow looking grave. imagine normal people discovering dobby's hideous bloated corpse washed up on the beach and its picture ending up in tabloids as a cryptid 8:20 PM 2023-01-24 77.1K Views 4,534 Likes 396 Retweets 7 Quotes
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    Kris * @KristinaSOSKi There's a lot of problems with Al art but someone on Facebook made these dashcam sightings of Gwenyth Paltrow and I'm highly amused. 1/2
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    munity ENT ST ER! CURE ANXIETY with pretzels! R The answer was pretzels all along mlarayoukai Thanks pretzel witch
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    giabuchi lastrassi @jaboukie responded to a work message while i was playing with my dog and the voice text kept going ET? Today 3:53 PM Hey are u good to set the Yep that works great let's schedule it hey stinky hi stinky hi stinky hi stinky I love you baby

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